Granola bars are Kirbys favorite food.
I like wearing makeup and dressing in womens clothes.
Lipgloss feel sooo good on my lips.
Mascara makes me feel pretty.
Tomorrow I'm going 2 Thrios.
I have a date...with a man.
I'm singing right now.
I wish I were a dinasaur..rawr.
Dinasaurs however are extinct.
I love you guys.
Really.
I hope you don't ever become extinct.
It would make me all emo..
It is 9:57 pm which means in 3 minutes I have 2 get off of the phone with Kirby..
I am going 2 slit my wrists.
My penis.
My penis is
BIG
Uh huh..it is.
I make whales blush.
Kirby is so beautiful and I want 2 give her eskimo kisses.
Gary is a sexy beast and I want 2 dry hump his leg like those little dogs.
Alex is my best friend..she is wonderful..and gorgeous..she makes me horny.
It's hard 2 type this when I'm on the verge of exploding in my pants.
Why?
Because I am thinking of the 3 sexiest people alive.
Isaac-thats all.
Cynthia is pretty.
Little Richard is a sexy sexy man.
Holding My Own at Thrios very soon.
The truth is you could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt..
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